Plankenstein Tee
Plankenstein Tee
Plankenstein Tee
Plankenstein Tee
Plankenstein Tee
Plankenstein Tee

Plankenstein Tee

$30.00
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Plankenstein.
Time under tension since 1818.

Stitched together from spare parts, zapped to life, and handed two bells bottoms-up. He's been holding the brace ever since. Bottoms-up kettlebells don't forgive a loose grip or a soft core: crush the handle, lock the ribs, and every muscle has to work to keep the bell from tipping.

Total body tension. Spare body parts. Rest days are for the living.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit
  • Arched Plankenstein title over the full monster on the front
  • Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced

Halloween heads-up: each shirt is printed when you order and usually ships in 2–5 business days plus transit, so delivery by October 31 isn't guaranteed. Order early.

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Limited Lifetime Warranty

We offer a limited lifetime warranty on all of our powder coated kettlebells. We stand by our product and strive for a best in class customer experience.

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We’re based right here in San Diego County, so if you’re in SoCal you can pick up your order in person or get it hand-delivered locally, often for less than a national shipping charge. Wherever you are, every bell gets a quality check before it goes out the door.

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