Alien Gothic Tee

$30.00
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Alien Gothic.
The truth is out there. It weighs 24 kilos.

The founding portrait: two visitors, one farmhouse, one shared kettlebell. They crossed the galaxy and still skipped the treadmill — some things are universal. Brand mark on the front, the family motto on the back: cardio folks just don’t get it.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit
  • Full logo lockup front + motto on the back
  • Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced

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Why choose us?

Limited Lifetime Warranty

We offer a limited lifetime warranty on all of our powder coated kettlebells. We stand by our product and strive for a best in class customer experience.

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Transparent Shipping

We’re based right here in San Diego County, so if you’re in SoCal you can pick up your order in person or get it hand-delivered locally, often for less than a national shipping charge. Wherever you are, every bell gets a quality check before it goes out the door.

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